Friday, December 29, 2006

F-U Macasky,NBC and NFL

Da Hobo Guru is back and is he pissed. How dare you change the game time and ruin Da Hobo's plans for the day.......I guess you Big shot assholes can do as you please and don't worry about da little guy's. Da Hobo's will be short one on Sunday night. Tommy 2 Fist had to keep his prior commitment.....But not to worry because when one Hobo Falls another is there to pick up the Hobo Banner...We are proud to say Hobo Jim the Axeman will be on Da Deck suckin- 'em down in true Hobo style. So Da Guru the true lord of filth has one thing to say. "Sit and spin on these you big shot assholes and have a happy New Year." Oh and Go Bears beat Green Bay.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Pinata Man leads us to victory

Yes my friends this week P-Man made sure that the Buc's pinata was destroyed. This meant that the road to victory was open......We won the game .... so thank you P-Man......... Sorry to say P-man won't be on Da deck for the Packer Game....Don't worry we will still be able to open the door to victory P-Man is giving the Hobo's the honor of smashing the crap out of the Packer Farve Pinata. So If your on the deck come 10;45 stop by and help us destroy "IT"

FHB Future Hobo's of Beardom

Meet some Future Hobo's. This crew was up on the Waldren deck this Sunday They had something in common with us,they also were carless. They set up there Hobo camp at the wall which was our original Home . We welcome them and thank them for a taste of some fine hobo grub........Da Hobo Kings look forward to there return visit next season when they will be knighted into Da Hobo Kings. Hobo Bob has one regret the vodka wiped away his memory so I can't recall your names....Fill in the blanks guys and check out this site all season long and keep in touch .........Hobo Bob. P>S Did you guy's like our dance of the Beer fairy's to the beat of the drums?

Monday, December 18, 2006

DA BUC"S STOP HERE

HI MY hobo Friends well we won so what can be said...I bet the sport shows will pick this one apart I don't care we are 12 and 2 and winning ugly but winning. We had great weather and once again the tail gate party was great.... I will down load some pictures later so come on back and check Da Hobo's out. HB

Thursday, December 14, 2006

F-EWE

Well Da Hobo's are happy with the Victory over the Rams. We are hoping that the REX Hex is over and we can put it to bed. My hobo friends are also happy that the frozen north is gone for this Sundays game. No Hobo fire...... Hobo law states no fire if temp is above 35. I tried to get some extra playoff tickets on ticketmaster.....NG (no-good). Now I'm going out on the Quest for Simba gear He wants to be a Dead Bucaneer victim of the BEARS. I think his Shirt slogan should Read.... RRRRRRR Matie.... Da BEARS WILL BUST MY BOOTY TODAY

Monday, December 04, 2006

VIQUEENS GO DOWN

Yes my Hobo Friends we are the Champs of the North Division. We won dissipate Rex. So don't fret we will work this out. One thing this Hobo knows is the pre game parties are a weekly winner. Even with the cold weather we had a blast. Take a little time and scroll thru the new post and met some new friends or some old buddies. Remember we Da Hobo Kings Love the Bears and a good shot and beer. So Until next time remember stay in shape, exercise the liver and keep a smile on your face. "HOBO'S FOREVER " HB

Tommy 2 and His Mini-Me

Hobo Tommy 2 Fist was so pleased when a pal from last year dropped by to warm up at the Hobo Fire bucket. The First thing Tommy 2 fist noticed was the visitor also had his 2 fist loaded with 2 beers. Now we have a new team Tommy 2 and Mini me. A.K.A.......Steve the brew mister from Canada............Steve don't forget next year we need to Knight you into the lords of filth make sure you remind Hobo Bob so you can become a pin wearing Hobo ............Remember keep the card board under your feet and you'll always have a warm heart and a smile on your face. Hobo Bob

SIMBA IS BACK IN THE GAME

Simba is back and Da hobo's love it. Glad to see your thyme costume looked great. The fans loved your get up. You sure got some means looks from all those Norse men on the deck...I think the Pink made them think of those cold and lonely night they will spend in their buddies ice fishing shacks. WHAT ELSE DO YOU DO IN THE FROZEN NORTH LAND. Simba great job now let's go get ready for the TB Buc's HB

Meet Da new Hobo's


Well Da Hobo Kings broke out the Fire Bucket and we know what that means. It was time to knight in two new Hobos. Meet Pat and Lenny the newest members of the lords of filth. Hobo Bob had that ash finger well sooted and ready to knight in some new Hobos. Remember if your a Hobo at heart and support the Kings just drop on in and Hobo Bob will give you the finger of filth. Help make the hobo nation strong join now!. HB

Pinata of the week

Pinata man made another great Pinata,and the fans knocked the stuffing out of it. I'm glad to see that this week the Pinata was destroyed Da hobo's even threw one of it's legs in their fire bucket. Now look close is that the Miami Pinata lying next to this weeks Pinata.....Looks like we gave Miami a reprieve and they in turn kicked our ass. Well I guess from now on we must destroy the Pinata and burn it's remains for a Bears Winner. P- man great job. OH yes your chili cook off was outstanding. I stuck with the Corn chili let us know who the winner was. HB

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

SIMBA"S NEW HEAD WEAR


Bring on the Fire Bucket

Well Hobo's the weather outside is changing and it will be cold this Sunday. Have no fear because the Fire Bucket will be ready and in place at the Hobo bar. The Hobo's will gather for some of that good old Hobo Stew (out of a can, in true Hobo tradition.) The Hobo fire will be burning bright . Hey we might even Knight in a few new Hobo's. I'll see you Hobo's on the Deck Sunday.........Oh I forgot to comment on last week's game, hey we lost so what. We are still the top dog's in the N F C and Miami bound come Feb. So smile and be Happy............... Hobo bob

Monday, November 20, 2006

Double Your Pleasure


Da Hobo Guru says Double your Pleasure,Double your Fun eat the Big Apple one by one. We did it again we got the East Coast 2 Fer. Now we move up a little north-east and go for the East Coast 3 Peat. I Hope all You Hobo's will have a good Thanksgiving,I know I'll enjoy my Birds. Can't wait to gather around the old fire bucket come Dec 3. Till then remember Da Guru loves you all. Go Bears.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

One Down One To Go

Well Hobo's the big apple had a worm in it. Da Bear did'nt care he ate it up for Sunday supper. Fe-Fi-Fo -Fum that giant fell like a big apple bum....(not a hobo, hobos are cooler then New York Bums, and not so stankey. Well we are 1 for New York and soon to be 2 Fur New York. When we ground the Jet's this Sunday. I dont know how the rest of the hobo's feel, but I miss Hobo Camp and can't wait for the next deck party. One last thing why do they call them the NY giants and the NY jets ........ they play in Jersey da home town of Tony S...Hey New York "FUGGEDABOUDIT" HOBO BOB

Thursday, November 09, 2006

The only Bright spot to the Miami game!

Well Da Hobo's had a good day. Our lost Hobo Queen Julia returned to visit. We had a great visit and look forward to seeing her again. Julia don't stay away to long be good at school on the East Coast. Hobo Bob

Miami Pinata was a Hit the game was Shit

Thanks P-Man for another fine Pinata. We had a good time on the deck. The Game was a diferent story. We can't wait to see your next creation. See you in a couple of three weeks. Hobo Bob

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Bob L Head get his jersey fixed

Da Hobo's help Bob L make corrections on his JERSEY. We had to extract a few extra letters to make his name correct . He went from Bobblehead to Bob L Head. Now he sports the correct name. " BOB L HEAD " Thank for your help Hobo S-H

Monday, November 06, 2006

Butthead visits De Hobo's

Well Da Hobo's had another celebrity drop into hobo camp.... Kevin Butler Chicago Bear leader in most consecutive F.G. (soon to lose that title to Robie the boy wonder) Thanks for the visit and I loved seeing your Super Bowl Ring. Hobo Bob's is sorry that he got you confused with that other kicker. I guess I had a senior moment. I'll tell you all that story later. So come on back for the update HB

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Hobo' are sad over 1st Bears Loss

Da Hobo's are sad over the 1st loss of this season. What can we do about it ? Well as Tom Cruise said in the movie Risky Business , "Some times you just have to throw your arms up in the air and say F--- It." Well today is one of those days. Miami showed us what can happen if your not up and ready to play. So just put your arms up and say it you'll feel better. On the up side we had a Great time on the Waldren Deck and they can't take that away from us. I will post some great pictures from this Sundays meeting. So please check back later in the week. Until then keep the Hobo fires burning and remember keep the faith baby. Love Hobo Bob

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Sign of the times

Well as you can see the Bear likes his Dolphin raw. This Sunday will be pay back time for the 1985 loss. We will not let that happen this year. Oh one thing nice about the Dolphins is they are going to let us use their new improved stadium for SUPER BOWL XLI See you Hobos On the deck come Sunday. Hobo Bob

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Tommy2 sports Da D Green Crown

Tommy 2 Fist loves wearing the Crown. Next time we wear a crown is when we clinch the Central Division. The Hobo Design team is already at work on that one.

Thanks Grill Guy

DA Hobo were very pleased when the Grill Guy dropped by Da Hobo Bar. We sure enjoyed the early morning breakfast. Great Burritos Grill Guy. Hobo Bob

New Hobo Blog Feature "Pinata of the week"

Da Hobo Blog will be showing you the Pinata's that Pinata Man creates each game. He works hard and then let's all us drunks destroy them and reap the wonderful booty from within. Keep up the good work P-Man. P.S can't wait to break the Pinata in Miami come Feb 4 2007. Hobo Bob

Hobo Kings never turn away pretty ladies

Da Hobo put out the welcome to these ladies. Hobo Bob gets to give the Bear Hugs out in Hobo Camp. Hobo Bob drank to much from the floating Vodka bottle, so He can't remember the names of these ladies. Somebody comment and fill in the blanks for me. Hobo Bob

Hobo Kings get a visit from union big shots

Sunday Da Hobo Kings were paid a visit by members of UAHO "United American Hobo Organization". L to R V.P Billy Bumsted and his left hand man Willie One Hand. (Note it takes 2 hobos to do what our Tommy 2 Fist can do alone). Hey guy's next time try less hugging and more chugging. These guy's also did some Eco-Chugging for the good of our environment they finished off all the left over and half empty cans of brew. They felt it their duty to keep all that alcohol out of the near by rivers and lakes. Good work my Hobo Friends. Hobo Bob

Monday, October 30, 2006

It's all down hill for the 49 ers.

Well we stand on the top of the hill 7 and 0 and watch the 49nrs cable car hit the bottom. Da Hobos enjoyed another great game and a outstanding party on Da deck at the Hobo Bar. This week we had the Undertakers take the hobo bar home for safe keeping. Thanks Mike and his crew for the help. This is just the first posting from the S.F game. I have more pictures and articles to follow so make sure you come on back. As allways comments are very very welcome. Hobo Bob

Monday, October 23, 2006

DA Crowns Arrive in time for Sunday

Well Hobo's D.Green said crown their asses. His wish has now come true Da Hobo's will be wearing the new approved Crown come this Sunday. Each Victory will add another jewel Logo to it. Thanks Dennis. HB

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

How's That Dennis Green

Hey Dennis Green will take your "Ass Crown" it sure beats wearing a "Last Place Crown". I can hear a famous song in my head It goes. " Let them know why your wearing the crown,your the pride and joy of Illinois. Were Chicago Bears and we Bear down! The Last time the Cardinals wore the crown was when they were the "CHICAGO CARDINALS".......... D. GREEN Shut your pie hole and win a game. HB

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Da Bears are riding high at 6and 0



Thank Bob L Head for this great photo. A picture does indeed speak a thousand words. Now find a Bear riding a Red Bird or may=be riding Dennis Green that would be a real ass crowning. HB

RED BIRDS are now BLUE BIRDS

This is what a Red Bird looks like after meeting a Bear. Hey Dennis Green If you knew what the Bears were all about what happened. Your Bird is now Blue Buddy boy and the reason is when you choke you turn blue and your team choked big time. You did'nt let us off the hook Green You let us out of the Bear trap, and you don't mess with a wounded Bear my friend! What more can I say ? 6 and 0 does sound good. Go Bears Da Hobo's can't wait for your return to the den. HB

Friday, October 13, 2006

First Ever Photo of Hobo's


Well I went into the archives for this Picture. This was the first Photo taken of the Hobo's. I remember it well my friends. This was a day to remember as you can see the Hobo's were walking on air as we glided over the new Home of our beloved Bears. This is the original which now hangs in a place of Honor at BOB'S Bar. HB

Monday, October 09, 2006

Hobo Kings/ Berrian's Boozers

Well It's official the board of Hobo's have selected #80 as our Hobo King official Jersey and we are supporters of Bernard Berrian. (Berrian's Boozers). What better player to get behind. He's Smart like Bob L Head. He's tough like Hobo Bob and the best part is that he has 2 great hands just like our Tommy 2 Fist. Bernard we are on your team and will see you in Miami . I am sending Berrian a copy of this picture for his blessing("I Hope") Thanks Bears for another great victory. Now go kick some Red Bird Ass.

Tommy 2 Fist does the dance of the beer fairy

Tommy 2 danced to the rhythm of the drum. He pays tribute to the Master Beaters. These Drummers work up a big thirst beating out good cheer. You can't see tommy's other hand,but I bet he had another beer in it. He ain't Tommy 2 Fist for nothing. HB

SIMBA are you ok?

Hey Simba are you ok my hobo friend. When we last saw you you were not well. We missed you during the pre game and we could'nt find you. Hope all is well and will see you next game. Be good buddy. (p.s "Shit Happens")

Meet Da Grill Guy

Say Hi to Da Grill Guy. This man saved Hobo Bob this Sunday, Hobo Bob Forgot to bring his stogey so like a good hobo he looked all around the deck for even a old butt. No luck! Well Da Grill Guy came to the rescue. Hobo Bob was smoking a fine Stogey and was all smiles. Thanks Grill Guy. Remember when you help a hobo in need you become one of us. Welcome to Da wonder world of the HoBo Kings. I'll knight you in next game. P.S This guy lives up to his name He is cooking. HB

Grill Guys Clan

Da Hobo's have some new friends. The Grill guy and his Clan. We can't wait until next game when Grill guy gets knighted into the Hobo kings. Hey grill guy thanks again for all those tasty treats. Oh and we forgive you for the Raider's fan in your clan...we all have a dark sheep we have to live with Love Hobo Bob

Monday, October 02, 2006

Hey Seattle Hows your Bird

Da Hobo Guru wants to know Seattle "hows your Bird". Not to hot after the wing clipping you got last night from Da Bears. Well Da Hobo Kings are Happy and had a blast last night. Check out all the post that follow. One thing the Hobo Guru knows is He will be checking out the Rail and Boxcar schedules for our February journey to Miami Beach. Love DA Guru

Tommy 2 Fist shows off new Hobo Bar

Da Hobo Kings are resourceful. We now have our own bar,and as you can see there is nothing like a bar to lean on or belly up to. Stop by and say hi to Da Hobo kings when your on the deck.

Hobo Kings Stand behind new Hobo Bar

L toR Tommy 2 Fist. Bob L Head, Hobo Bob and Simba. Da Hobo Bar is now open on the waldern deck.

Hobo Bob and a grimace of pain

Hobo Bob get's an ear full from Karen. After one Vodka all the pain was gone and Da Bears won. All is well in Hobo camp. See you on Sunday. Hobo Bob

Check These Hobo's Out

We all know this Face. D-Day and his better Half Carol. What's that between them looks like a wounded Sea Bird. We saw a great game last night and lost our voices in our Bear den. See you guys next Sunday. Hobo Bob

NOEL &BILLY Party with Da Hobo Kings

Da Hobo Kings Love to party with fellow Bear Fans. Meet Noel and Billy we cheered on Da Bears together. Thanks guys we had a blast. Drop by Da Hobo kings any time on the Waldren deck. Hobo Bob

Hobo kings welcome fans from IDAHO

Da Hobo kings welcomed this Idaho Father and Daughter into Hobo Camp before the Seahawk game. Sorry I forgot your names, please drop us a comment and fill in the missing names. Hope u-guys had fun at the game. Hobo Bob

Sunday, October 01, 2006

Da Honey Bears Are Back

Fact: Ever since McCaskey dumpped Da Honey Bears we lost our edge. Well Hobo's that will now change. The answer to the problem has arrived. Meet Meghan (A true Bear fan and a chip off the old "Hobo BoB Block." Meghan will lead Da Bears onward and upward to victory. "LET"S GO BEARS"

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Tommy 2Fist makes it to Google

Yes our own Beer sucking Hobo, has made the big times. He is now a subject of Google Search. They got you Little-T........Check it out my friends. Just google Hobo Kings then scroll until you find "cbs2chicago Bears Fans Seem OK with New Beer Rules". Tommy you make us Hobo's real Proud. See you on Da deck Sunday Night.

Monday, September 25, 2006

Da Sun Sets Right On The Vikings

Hey my hobo friends,I took this picture while on the west coast. You know why? Bear colors Orange and Blue. We wil all get together on next Sunday night and watch the Sun set on the Sea Hawks........I watched the vikings game with Bob L. what a finish. I hope all the tailgate camps can get close together on the North wall Sunday. Hob Bob is ready to party with all da hobos. P>S........................ Every time I write this page I wonder if anyone reads it.....it's like the old saying if a tree falls...........................Does anyone hear it. LUV HB

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

HOBO BOB IS BACK

HI to all my Hobo friends, Sorry I missed the Detroit Lions game. I was out of town on my 35th wedding Anniversary. Went to Yosemite to meet the Big Bear and to get his blessing for this years drive to the Super Bowl. Well as you can See I met our Icon face to face and we had a great chat. TheBig Bear gave me and Da Chicago Bears his Bear blessing, he even threw some acorns down at me and in Beardom this is a good sign my friends. I hear that Da Hobo's had a great Non auto tailgate party which is good news , but I also heard that all the other camps are having a hard time circling the wagons along the north wall of the deck. Maybe you early gaters should meet up at some point and come in as a caravan so you can all circle on the North wall. I hope the establishment don't ruin the good times we have enjoied these past 2 years. We will work this out...If you have any ideas post as a comment. I cant wait to see all da Hob's on Sunday Night Oct 1 when we Beat the Sea "Birds" But first we Beat those Viqueens from up north the ones with the blond pig tails comming out of those stupid horned helmets. In closing let me say..... I really did miss all you crazy Hobo's . HOBO BOB

Saturday, September 09, 2006

HOW DO I GET TO DA HOBO KINGS CAMP

HI I'm a lost hobo just call me Dusty. Were looking to hang out with them there Hobo Kings. I don't have a car so I need to tailgate without one. Can you help me?
No problem Dusty my friend you will always find Da Hobo Kings early on game day up on the North end of the Waldren Deck,right outside Soldiers Field. All Hobo's of good heart and blood of orange and blue are welcome . Just drop on by and bring something to throw into the old stew pot....and remember bring your own liquid libation and will have a good old time. Hey we can even watch Da Bears kick some butt. So come on up to the deck you happy HOBO . Hobo Bob

Tuesday, August 29, 2006